He truly is a noble beast Who makes life hell to say the least A rescue dog, a tiny pup "He'll be great when he grows up!"
They said his breed was husky dog To our surprise he is a hog! 40 lbs was the expectation Passed 80 at our last calculation
His favorite things are squirrels and sticks And opening doors his cleverest trick When sirens blare he's to be feared If burglars come "You're welcome here!"
When he gets hot he loves to swim Until he's soaked in every limb He tracks mud all across the floors And gives his owners extra chores
Despite his sins he is a treasure Who gives us joy that is beyond measure
